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Tue 1
Why my stepmother rules
- Me: I am afraid he's going to try and have sex with me. He's flying all this way to see me and I cant really blow him off now, you know.
- Stepmom: Oh honey, just tell him you're blowing clots the size of hamsters
- I love this and it will totally work.....My man taught me the term "redecorating" if you're looking for a more euphemistic description... : )
